DECEMBER 28TH 2015

SAGITARIUS -

With ascending spirits come descending moons. The holidays portend opportunity lathered with peril. It may be worth the risk. Then again  ....  it may not.

CAPRICORN -

A propitious time for reckless, feckless romance. Disregard the well-intentioned advice of friends and follow the folly of your loins. You can pick up the splintered shards much later.

AQUARIUS -

Thinking about money will distract you from the life of the mind. The mind can wait. The algorithms are leaning your way. Invest, purchase, expand and wager - especially with property and stocks.

PISCES -

Planning a vacation will only yield unmet expectations. This is your time to be spontaneous. Improvise and gamble. Hop on a plane or jump on a bus. It may pivot your life dramatically.

ARIES -

You are winning all your arguments. Press your case with conviction. You may be wrong but no one will notice.

TAURUS -

Avoid all proposals. The new year will only be a tired replay of the old year unless you bide your time. Put your will in neutral and things will take care of themselves.

GEMINI -

Dedicate yourself to change and makeover. Your fickle friends will leave you in the lurch. Act first and delay the pain. You might consider plastic surgery .

CANCER -

Now is the time to seriously think about atheism. God has been indifferent to you till now. It's your turn to return the favor.

LEO -

The dissonant music of the spheres have abandoned their angels. Bad news for those who lean toward the metaphysical. You are much too earthbound to heed their silly influence.

VIRGO -

Healthy choices will stand in your way of both romance and good times. Gemini give hedonism a bad name. Stick with Leos. Like New Yorkers they know how to party.

LIBRA -

All travel should be avoided with the notable exception of time-travel. Outer body experiences will quiet your real-world woes. Gravity and physics are also overrated.

SCORPIO -

Physical attraction is a rathole of misadventure. Look deeply into your beloved's eyes. If they're milky and bloodshot consider proposing marriage.