DECEMBER 29TH 2015

SAGITARIUS -

Clear your conscience for today your slate is clean. Past infractions, if not forgiven are largely forgotten. Try to be decent but if you can't try instead to be more discreet.

CAPRICORN -

Share yourself freely with strangers. Serendipity collides this week with strategy but watch your manners and watch your back. Don't be afraid of the word 'no.'

AQUARIUS -

Compost you decaying relationships and prepare yourself for the new year. Fresh friends will enliven your life and replenish your optimism. Fetid family members must be summarily ignored.

PISCES -

If it's love you're looking for ... kid, tonight's not your night. Concentrate on sorting your sock drawer or polishing your Linkedin profile. Remain professional and defer romance for much, much later.

ARIES -

Show some courage and pump up your chest. You've deflated your worth for far too long. You're a winner and a fighter. Take some initiative. You'll be surprised how easily you will get good results.

TAURUS -

Never underestimate the value of impeccable personal hygiene. Grooming and preening are the twin pillars of worldly success. Spoil yourself on a sauna and massage. A facial will have people fawning.

GEMINI -

Your stars sparkle with potential but potential is not nearly enough. A person of action lies lurking beneath your normally taciturn skin. Speak up! you will be heard!

CANCER -

If France is too far try the nearest forest. Change of scene will change your life. Start with a walk to the mall. You definitely need to get out more.

LEO -

Whatever you do don't buy any lottery tickets or go to the track. Your luck is on low. Try the road most frequently travelled ... at least for now. There's a time for caution and that time is now.

VIRGO -

Wear something a little 'casual' tonight. It never hurts to engrave your invitation with something a bit more provocative. Be proud of your bod and enjoy the fruits of your luscious fleshy self.

LIBRA -

Invest in art. You may not know what you like but there's always someone around to tell you what might be valuable. Listen skeptically to the advice of specialists but don't be afraid to act.

SCORPIO -

It's time to get off your flaccid derrière and get yourself off to that spin class. You're not the only one who hates to exercise so face the ugly music and feel that nasty burn.